Dangerous Barbie and Harry Potter toys
Barbie, Harry Potter and other western toys are a “danger that need to be stopped.” warns a top Iranian judiciary official. (Haaretz)
Well, I think those Toys producers have the wrong marketing. Following some suggestions:
Iran Barbie - black outfit, black headscarf, black sunglasses, black gloves.
In one hand flaming American & Israeli flags in the other a Kalashnikov.
Iran Ken - a nuclear scientist working on Iran’s nuclear weapons.
Iran Harry Potter he rides around on a shihab rocket & mushroom clouds come out the end of his wand
Iran Superman his S is replaced by a mushroom cloud and he stands for Jihad, terror and the Iranian way.
Iran Batman his mask is a balaclava so he doesn’t get recognised when he carried out terror attacks, cape is a Hamas flag, his utility belt explodes and his emblem is of burning Israeli and American flags.
Do it right and both children & adults will be cuing up outside the toy stores to get their hands on one.
Tags: Barbie, Harry Potter, Iran, Toys