‘This is Syrian Air Force Flight. We have lost one engine and
want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!’
No answer.
A while later he announces, ‘This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174 again
We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the
Middle East OTHER than Israel!’
A short while later the captain announces, ‘This is Syrian Air Force
flight 174 We are desperate……We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!’
Still no answer.
Finally the captain calls out, ‘Help! This is Syrian Air Force Flight 174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!’
Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit:
‘Shalom Syrian Air Force Flight 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control.
We would like to help.’
‘Allah is praised,’ says the Syrian pilot. ‘Please give me instructions.’
‘Do you speak Hebrew?’
‘No’
”OK, then please repeat after me:…….YITGADAL VIYITKADASH SHIMAY RABBAH…….”
all of u Israeli mothaf**kaz, listen to us loud n clear. Time for u to oil ur ugly stupid a$$es, as we r preparin our Islamic D*cks to shove em in ya. You bastards can't be us or see us. We'll rip ur a$$es apart and wont let you breath again but rather see ur mommas in chains. Lookin to blindfold them. and rape them and get them preg wth our kids. U get me? you need another Adolf Hitler and deserve another final Holocaust to remember and regret ur existance one last time, you stupid gay a$$ homos.