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Dangerous Barbie and Harry Potter toys

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Barbie, Harry Potter and other western toys are a “danger that need to be stopped.” warns a top Iranian judiciary official. (Haaretz)

Well, I think those Toys producers have the wrong marketing. Following some suggestions:

Iran Barbie - black outfit, black headscarf, black sunglasses, black gloves.
In one hand flaming American & Israeli flags in the other a Kalashnikov.

Iran Ken - a nuclear scientist working on Iran’s nuclear weapons.

Iran Harry Potter he rides around on a shihab rocket & mushroom clouds come out the end of his wand

Iran Superman his S is replaced by a mushroom cloud and he stands for Jihad, terror and the Iranian way.

Iran Batman his mask is a balaclava so he doesn’t get recognised when he carried out terror attacks, cape is a Hamas flag, his utility belt explodes and his emblem is of burning Israeli and American flags.

Do it right and both children & adults will be cuing up outside the toy stores to get their hands on one.

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